ScottIsAFool: Funny

Oops!

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:04:42 GMT

Yesterday I decided my hair needed cutting, it was starting to get unruly! So I got the trusty clippers out and asked Mel to do the honours, down to about a grade 2, something sensible like that. We started, but nothing was really getting cut off, so we lowered the clipper blades, still nothing, lowered more, still nothing, until we were at the shortest it would do. Still nothing. This was on the top of my head, where admittedly, it's at its thinnest. So Mel decided to try at the side: success! Or was it. we still actually had it on the lowest setting and I would have been left with a random patch of no hair if I hadn't then got the rest done to the same length.

So now I look like a convict/crazy ass biker! Oh, and balder than ever

Whilst writing this, I was listening to James - Tomorrow

Hilariously Named Restaurant

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:45:14 GMT

Ok, it might seem that hilarious to some, but for me, it had me in stitches, especially when I saw the following poster advert for it on a local ferry:

Everything about this ad is funny. For a starter, those who aren’t getting the joke, go here for a definition… I can imagine the question “I fancy eating out at Beavers tonight, do you hun?” Brilliant. Either a pissed off girlfriend, or a very happy chappy .

Then, just to add, “Children Welcome.” Oh really…?

And then you have arguably the worst phrased line ever: “Dogs welcome with their Owners on Leads.” Why, prey tell, do the owners have to be on leads?

Whilst writing this I was listening to Faithless - God Is A DJ

Gotta Laugh At BSOD

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:41:14 GMT

I was at Gatwick last night, and one of the arrival screens had me chuckling, see if you can see why

Whilst writing this I was listening to Lenny Kravitz - Uncharted Terrain